WEIRD DREAMS

flying sausage

Make of the title what you will but..

Do you ever have f’d up dreams?

I have a reoccurring dream about a sausage

It’s half eaten and lying on the table. Every time I reach out the sausage magically slides away. I don’t give up but I never get the sausage. It’s annoying as F*** because I can taste sausage and as it’s half eaten and nobody else is around, it is clearly MY sausage.

This isn’t some sort of dirty metaphor. I almost wish it was.

So yeah

do you ever have f’d up dreams?

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