Make of the title what you will but..
Do you ever have f’d up dreams?
I have a reoccurring dream about a sausage
It’s half eaten and lying on the table. Every time I reach out the sausage magically slides away. I don’t give up but I never get the sausage. It’s annoying as F*** because I can taste sausage and as it’s half eaten and nobody else is around, it is clearly MY sausage.
This isn’t some sort of dirty metaphor. I almost wish it was.